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Alpha Squadron Died with their boots on, in true Redshirt tradition. | |
| USS Where are we? | ........ me |
| USS Set phasers to stu... | Jeff |
| USS I'll Hold Them Off. | ........ me |
| USS I've never felt better. | ........ me |
| USS Think We Lost 'Em? | Whaddup y all |
| USS Why is it doing that? | ........ me |
| USS What was That Noise? | Zarathstra |
| USS It's just a short easy hike. | ........ me |
| USS Don't be so superstitious... | ........ me |
| USS Was That Always There? | ........ me |
| USS This Map Makes No Sense | Caelia CrimCael |
| USS Just Tap It With Your Finger | ........ me |
| USS Set phasers on 'warning shot.' | ........ me |
| USS Commencing Shakedown Flight | ........ me |
| USS HAH! Call THAT a fatal wound? | ........ me |
| USS Lower shields as a sign of peace ! | ........ me |
| USS Captain, I think I found something. | Noblesavage 1 |
| USS We don't negotiate with terrorists! | ........ me |
| USS Well, who wanted to live forever? | ........ me |
| USS Cut life support to conserve energy. | ........ me |
| USS Wait, There's Someone At The Door. | Caelia CrimCael |
| USS Where's the Ensign? He'll fit in there. | ........ me |
| USS Beam Me Up, Scotty, It Ate My Phaser | ........ me |
| USS Oh, so that's why they call it the 'final' frontier. | Jeff |
| USS Did you see that guy's head? I wonder what did this... | ........ me |
| USS take your dirty hands off me, you lousy miserable apes | Whaddup y all |
| USS Well, there is one FOOLPROOF way to locate space mines. | ........ me |
| USS Nonsense. Gorn snipers couldn't hit a moon from that far aw- | ........ me |
| USS There's Some Kind of Force Field Interfering With Communica.... | Macaroo |
| USS This is a cease-fire discussion. Either your bodyguard goes or I do. | ........ me |
| USS HIT! | iainab |
| USS Sorry, Lieutenant. | ........ me |
| USS Hey, what's happening here? | ........ me |
| USS What the hell was that? I don't know. | ........ me |
| USS Going down...eh...1862, going down, going down, copy going down? | ........ me |
| USS Hang on. What the hell is this? | ........ me |
| USS It's OK, It's OK, don't hurry, don't hurry. | ........ me |
| USS Helm, I love you. | ........ me |
| USS Treason's such a harsh word. | ........ me |
| USS Well, this'll make an interesting log entry. | ........ me |
| USS Taking Phaser fire, sir! Man, he's going to be all WEEK evening out that tan. | ........ me |
| USS That guy’s got to stop... He’ll see us. | ........ me |
| USS Climb like you're life depends on it...because it does. | ........ me |
| USS Bridge, that's a negative on the locator beacon. Our last known position was...well, transporter room three. | ........ me |
| USS The way is dark, though torches lit, watch your step, aeiiii thump! *3 | Hawker Hurricane |
| USS Getting to the ground will be easy, not leaving a crater is going to be the hard part. | Hawker Hurricane |
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Beta Squadron Marched unerringly, if ineptly, forward | |
| USS Isn't he cute! | Excepthim |
| USS I never get lost. | ........ me |
| USS ooohhhh.......pretty | Kidphant |
| USS 8472? Eh, let's blast it. | Jeff |
| USS It's probably just a rash. | ........ me |
| USS What does this button do? | wf1954nonrel |
| USS Violence is not an answer. | ........ me |
| USS That's not smoke, that's steam. | ........ me |
| USS That's the oldest trick in the book. | ........ me |
| USS You Never Said They Had Taboos | Whaddup y all |
| USS They only attack when they're hungry. | ........ me |
| USS You know there's an easier way, right? | Excepthim |
| USS It'll Never Happen - Not In My Lifetime | Johnsa |
| USS You're Sure These Transporters Are Safe? | Cybertalus |
| USS You're Sure We Can Breathe Down There? | Cybertalus |
| USS Yeah, we've debugged it thoroughly. It's foolproof. | ........ me |
| USS Who's Idea Was It To Terraform the Sun, Anyway? | Johnsa |
| USS What Do You Mean Am I Sure - It's Always The Red Wire. | Caelia CrimCael |
| USS I'm Sure There Was A Wormhole Somewhere Around Here | Johnsa |
| USS Well, I Suppose It's Safe To Take The Ship A Little Closer To The Planet | Malkut |
| USS It says "Please press '#' to download your free navigation software upgrade." | ........ me |
| USS Borg? Whatsa Borg? | Jeff |
| USS How Bad Could It Get? | ........ me |
| USS It's probably just the wind | wf1954nonrel |
| USS Neutral Zone Be Damned. | Macaroo |
| USS Oooh What a Pretty Lady | Zarathstra |
| USS It's probably just hibernating. | ........ me |
| USS Klingons Are Soooo Touchy | Johnsa |
| USS Oh good - they've only got Batleths | Jeff |
| USS Oh look, a Black Hooooooolllllllle.... | Johnsa |
| USS Don't worry it's not loaded | ........ me |
| USS I'll be back in just a minute | wf1954nonrel |
| USS I Said Rigel 5, Not Rigel 4! | Johnsa |
| USS Guess What This Thing Does! | Excepthim |
| USS Containment breach? Is that bad? | Jeff |
| USS Did I say Vulcan? I meant Klingon! | Excepthim |
| USS All clear, guys. | Zarathstra |
| USS I'll Be Right Back | ........ me |
| USS Ghosts don't exist. | ........ me |
| USS Violated what treaty? | Excepthim |
| USS Uh guys? Hello? Anyone? | ........ me |
| USS no one can find us here........ | My Kid |
| USS he doesn't look harmful to me | My Kid |
| USS It's supposed to make that noise | ........ me |
| USS I'm going to call him..."Fluffy." | My Other Kid |
| USS Darn, there goes the light again... | ........ me |
| USS Get my Nausican costume ready. | ........ me |
| USS Trust me. I know what I'm doing | ........ me |
| USS At least the flooding put the fires out. | ........ me |
| USS Tell me again why we're doing this... | ........ me |
| USS It's OK, I trust her... ... *BOOM!!!!!!* | ........ me |
| USS That Weapon Looks SOOOOOO fake | Whaddup y all |
| USS Everybody gets a taste or no one does... | Excepthim |
| USS No More Romulan Ale For Me, Thanks | Johnsa |
| USS Now I'll Seduce her and she ll let us go | Whaddup y all |
| USS Don't worry, that breed of Mogatu is vegetarian. | ........ me |
| USS Oh, we don't need to follow the instruction manual. It all looks quite obvious. | ........ me |
| USS Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix. | ........ me |
| USS I Think We Miscalculated Somewhere Down The Line | Johnsa |
| USS I can never get a good grip on these newfangled phasers. | Excepthim |
| USS Actually, there's a knack to opening the viewports during warp-travel. | ........ me |
| USS Hey, These Romulans Look Like Elves! I Wonder If They've Brought Cookies | Cybertalus |
| USS Don't be silly. If this was really the ship's self-destruct button, do you think they'd leave it lying around where anyone could press it? | ........ me |
| USS WOW!Cute three -headed AAAAAAAAA! | My Other Kid |
| USS Uh, what does 'explosive decompression' mean? | ........ me |
| USS DRAG-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | My Other Other Kid |
| USS I was always told there was no reason to fly through an ion storm in peacetime. | ........ me |
| USS Now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies. | ........ me |
| USS You can't kill us, we've got superior technoloaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! | ........ me |
| USS As a brave man once said: "Give me liberty or give me death." Hey, wait, you don't have to decide right NOW!! | ........ me |
| USS I don't understand. It should be dead by now. | ........ me |
| USS Don't worry, they can't fire while cloaked. | ........ me |
| USS Ha! That's the oldest trick in the book. | ........ me |
| USS I don't think things can become any worse. | ........ me |
| USS Hand me that.... uh.... that uh.... thingie. | ........ me |
| USS What does 'Environmental Hazard' mean? | ........ me |
| USS You're making this up as you go aren't ya?! | ........ me |
| USS The Klingon will be grateful we rescued him. | ........ me |
| USS A race that advanced can't possibly be warlike. | ........ me |
| USS Nah, Nausican's are too impatient to lay an ambush. | ........ me |
| USS Okay, let's kill the biggest.....the other'll surely flee anyway. | ........ me |
| USS OK Scotty, detonate and energize NOW! No, wait, I mean....... | ........ me |
| USS Oops ! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before ? | ........ me |
| USS So, Klang, you know how many Klingons it takes to recharge a disruptor? | ........ me |
| USS Look, YOUR people do logic, MY people do hunches. I say it's this way. | ........ me |
| USS If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, but the tricorder says it gives off Tri-lemic radiation, what is it? | ........ me |
| USS Man, can those Romulan ships sneak up on you, or what? | ........ me |
| USS Oh...THAT point of no return. | ........ me |
| USS You know how they said you'd never need TWO spares for that part in one mission? | ........ me |
| USS When you say 'Conditions Nominal' are you looking at the same control panel I'm looking at? | ........ me |
| USS Switch to pig-Klingon to confuse the Romulan spies! | ........ me |
| USS What kind of a plan includes the phrase 'and then we hope...'? | ........ me |
| USS Whaddaya mean, 'that's what Custer would do?' | ........ me |
| USS What friendly people. I may retire on this planet, if they stop the living sacrifices. | ........ me |
| USS Of course the range was in metric...what did you think it was in? | ........ me |
| USS Stop screaming about 'The Power Of Greyskull!' and get back under cover! | ........ me |
| USS Those forehead bumps make you look stupid. | ........ me |
| USS Oh, everyone has a ship they call a 'Dreadnaught.' How tough can it be? | ........ me |
| USS Never, never quote me the odds. | ........ me |
| USS Oh, come on. Even Klingons like a good practical joke. | ........ me |
| USS Surely it has reserve lift for all of us in one trip. | ........ me |
| USS I can do that with my eyes closed. | ........ me |
| USS I wonder how this will be reflected in my Fitness reports? | ........ me |
| USS You wouldn't hit a man with glasses would you? Oh, yeah, Doc prescribed Retlax... | ........ me |
| USS Hey, if we were chloring breathing squid-like aliens, we'd be home now! | ........ me |
| USS I wonder where the critter's mother is...? | ........ me |
| USS The water will break our fall. | ........ me |
| USS Oh look a sweet little furry... | Brian Cohern Biggus Dickus |
| USS ...and Bush takes Ohio. | Zarathstra |
| USS You're right, Ms Jones, I don't touch the other ensigns like that. | Gary Rosetree |
| USS I push the blue button, then the red one. No, wait... | Hawker Hurricane |
| USS I've never seen a phaser cannon before. What do they do?" | Hawker Hurricane |
| USS Brak? That's a stupid name for a barbarian. | Hawker Hurricane |
| USS They're just tribbles. | Hawker Hurricane |
| USS What luck, a Orion prince! We'll get lots of treasure from him! | Hawker Hurricane |
| USS No, we won't need a medic. | Hawker Hurricane |
| USS If the king gives me any lip, I'll kill him. And I'll kill all his stupid bodyguards, too. | Hawker Hurricane |
| USS They only have crossbows, what are you worried about? *1 | Hawker Hurricane |
| USS We’ll use photon torpedoes to clear the launch bay. | Hawker Hurricane |
| USS Klingon destroyers only destroy Klingons, right? | Hawker Hurricane |
| USS They don’t even have space flight, they CAN’T have nuclear weapons! *6 | Hawker Hurricane |
| USS Who put their Metallica CD in the navigation computer? | Hawker Hurricane |
| USS Open the airlock. Oh, and don't forget to seal your helmets! | Hawker Hurricane |
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Charlie Squadron Hull names with a given sequence | ||
| USS Never Say Die. | ........ me | |
| USS Okay, But Can We Think It? | ........ me | |
| USS No, Never. | ........ me | |
| USS I Posed For Playboy And Got Fired So They Killed Me Off | Cybertalus | |
| USS But Then I Came Back As A Romulan | Cybertalus | |
| USS Can We Be On Babylon 5 Instead? Claudia Christian's Playboy Pictures Were Better Than Denise Crosby's | Cybertalus | |
| USS Bridge, We've matched orbit, coming alongside. | ........ me | |
| USS Uh, Shuttle, we're still in transit. What does that ship you're alongside look like? | ........ me | |
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Delta (The Doomed) Squadron Diminishing returns, or a self-fulfilling curse. | |
| USS Seriously, With These Long Ship Names, Aren't We Going To Spend Too Much Time Introducing Ourselves And Not Nearly Enough Time Having Cool Space Battles Which Result In The Deaths Of Many Ensign Red Shirts? | Cybertalus |
| USS We've Got To Get Back To The USS Seriously, With These Long Ship Names, Aren't We Going To Spend Too Much Time Introducing Ourselves And Not Nearly Enough Time Having Cool Space Battles Which Result In The Deaths Of Many Ensign Red Shirts? Before They -AARGH! | Excepthim |
| USS Just Because We're On The USS We've Got To Get Back To The USS Seriously, With These Long Ship Names, Aren't We Going To Spend Too Much Time Introducing Ourselves And Not Nearly Enough Time Having Cool Space Battles Which Result In The Deaths Of Many Ensign Red Shirts? Before They -AARGH! Does Not Mean We're...How Long Has That Light Been On? | Excepthim |
| USS Wow, We Survived An Away Mission On The USS Just Because We're On The USS We've Got To Get Back To The USS Seriously, With These Long Ship Names, Aren't We Going To Spend Too Much Time Introducing Ourselves And Not Nearly Enough Time Having Cool Space Battles Which Result In The Deaths Of Many Ensign Red Shirts? Before They -AARGH! Does Not Mean We're...How Long Has That Light Been On?! Hey, Does That Moon Look Really Close? | Excepthim |
| USS Now I, A Vulcan, Am In Charge Of The USS Wow, We Survived An Away Mission On The USS Just Because We're On The USS We've Got To Get Back To The USS Seriously, With These Long Ship Names, Aren't We Going To Spend Too Mich Time Introducing Ourselves And Not Nearly Enough Time Having Cool Space Battles Which Result In The Deaths Of Many Ensign Red Shirts? Before They -AARGH! Does Not Mean We're...How Long Has That Light Been On?! Hey, Does That Moon Look Really Close? We'll Have No More Of Those- No, Let Me Finish -Distractions Or Lapses Of Attention That Lead To - Please Don't Interrupt, Even If WHAM! | ........ me |
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Echo Squadron: Flying the shuttle is more important than describing your problem to a Bridge Officer who won't understand and can't help. | |
| USS GOTOWARP!GOTOWARP! | Jeff |
| USS Don't panic! | ........ me |
| USS Do those look like trees to you? | ........ me |
| USS Death Rattle | ........ me |
| USS crash | Longtrek |
| USS CRAP! | ........ me |
| USS Cover me! | ........ me |
| USS AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHhhhh... | ........ me |
| USS We Have WHAT In Our Cargo?! | Caelia CrimCael |
| USS Uh oh... | ........ me |
| USS Thump! Thump! Thump! | ........ me |
| USS That's odd... | ........ me |
| USS Systems Nominal...oh, wait. | ........ me |
| USS Snarf! | Excepthim |
| USS smoke cloud | Longtrek |
| USS RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!! | Zarathstra |
| USS Ohmigodohmigodohmig- | ........ me |
| USS Oh, I wouldn't worry about that noise. It's probably nothing | ........ me |
| USS OH SHIT!!!!!! | Longtrek |
| USS My God! It's Full Of Stars! | Johnsa |
| USS Must...not...disturb...the...ACHOO! | Excepthim |
| USS Hah! Dumb Klingons! I'm still alive! Oh...is this mike on? | ........ me |
| USS Long Burst of Static | ........ me |
| USS Lake? At these temperatures? That's LAVA! | ........ me |
| USS Kssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssh. | ........ me |
| USS IT'S IN THE AIR VENTS!!! | Macaroo |
| USS Hey, we're out! We're safe! | ........ me |
| USS AGAIN!?!?! | ........ me |
| USS Damn, I KNEW I'd forgotten something... | ........ me |
| USS I thought it was on auto-pilot! | ........ me |
| USS Who knows how to land an out-of-control shuttlecraft? | ........ me |
| USS No, I didn't say 'GRRROOOOOAAARRRR!', why? | ........ me |
| USS That's definitely NOT where we should be ... | ........ me |
| USS Wasn't this elevator going up? | ........ me |
| USS We don't have time for the safest route! | ........ me |
| USS Wow, we really ticked HIM off. | ........ me |
| USS Nah, I can't pull 'em off or we'll lose it, that's what's turning ya. | ........ me |
| USS There it goes, there it goes! Oh no! | ........ me |
| USS Mountains!!! | ........ me |
| USS Never be landing party security with an officer braver than you are. | ........ me |
| USS Priorities are made by officers, not God. There's a difference. | ........ me |
| USS And it would have worked if it weren't for those meddling cadets! | ........ me |
| USS Starship Feldman, does that craft have lifepods...oh, disregard. I see you've already ejected. | ........ me |
| USS Your're braking up | Brian Cohern Biggus Dickus |
| USS What the Hell was that? *4 | Hawker Hurricane |
| USS Where did all these Klingons come from? *5 | Hawker Hurricane |
| USS Put me down, you big ape! *7 | Hawker Hurricane |
| USS Thump Thump Thump Tathump Tathump Tathump Thump Thump Thump. *8 | Hawker Hurricane |
| USS AAARRRGGHHH!!! | Yark Hutprancer |
| USS UUUNNNNHHH!!!! | Yark Hutprancer |
| USS Oooooohhhhh! Shiny!!!!!! | Old Possum |
| USS No, I'm alrigh-AAAAAAAIIIIIIII!!!!! | Yark Hutprancer |
| USS Are those my innards? | Yark Hutprancer |
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Foxtrot Squadron Epitaphs | |
| USS Gorn Dung | Iznomneak |
| USS So many asteroids, so little time. | ........ me |
| USS Seventeen whiskeys. A record, I think. | ........ me |
| USS Securing transmissions, Number One. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough. | ........ me |
| USS Redshirt's Last stand | Zarathstra |
| USS RedShirt | Excepthim |
| USS Memorial | Longtrek |
| USS I Regret Nothing. | ........ me |
| USS I Don't Think He's Canadian, Bill. | Caelia CrimCael |
| USS Honk if you love Ardra! | ........ me |
| USS Boldly Went, Horribly Died, Quickly Forgotten | Cybertalus |
| USS You've never been lost until you've been lost at Warp 3. | ........ me |
| USS lostparts | Longtrek |
| USS When everything else failed, we can still become immortal by making an enormous blunder... | ........ me |
| USS Poor Vulcan. I said laughter never killed anyone. Who knew? | ........ me |
| USS Been nice knowing you | ........ me |
| USS Mission Commander's Log, Addendum: Ouchie. Secure log. Transmit. | ........ me |
| USS Real men don't set for stun. | ........ me |
| USS I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring. | ........ me |
| USS Yes, dying's tough, but not as tough as temporal mechanics. | ........ me |
| USS I knew it. Born in an interspatial anomaly - and damn it - died in an interspatial anomaly. | ........ me |
| USS Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks | ........ me |
| USS Friends don't let friends save Packleds | ........ me |
| USS If you can read this, our cloaking device is broken again!! | ........ me |
| USS When Phasers Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Phasers | ........ me |
| USS The Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this lousy T-shirt | ........ me |
| USS I don't think I should do that again. | ........ me |
| USS Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made for Admirals. | ........ me |
| USS Et tu, Klaang? | ........ me |
| USS Don't let them read the log!! | ........ me |
| USS This will please the Cardassians. | ........ me |
| USS And in a hundred years, we'll all laugh about this. Okay, WE won't, but someone will. | ........ me |
| USS If everything is coming your way, you're in a retrograde orbit. | ........ me |
| USS Smoke me a kipper I'll be back for brakefast | Brian Cohern Biggus Dickus |
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Golf Squadron Bedside-manner-challenged medical assistance | |
| USS He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet. | ........ me |
| USS He's dim, Jed | ........ me |
| USS He's not dead, Jim, he's just metabolically challenged. | ........ me |
| USS Dammit, I'm a doctor, not an emergency shuttle pilot! | ........ me |
| USS I don't care if he is clinically dead! He's the only one who understands how that contraption works! | Thinker102 |
| USS It's dead, Jim. Well, it's not life as we know it, so that'd be a pretty superficial judgement on my part, but I'm still pretty sure. | ........ me |
| USS It's Death, Jim. He wants to talk to you about screwing up his inventory. | ........ me |
| USS Has he been eating onions? whew! | ........ me |
| USS Did his ears always wiggle like that? | ........ me |
| USS As long as I'm operating, is there anything you'd like changed? | ........ me |
| USS I don't know what it is, but hurry up and pack it in ice. He may need it. | ........ me |
| USS Hey Charlie, unzip the bag on that one, he's still kicking. | ........ me |
| USS Do you think he can hear us? | ........ me |
| USS I didn't even know one could bend that way, let alone both. | ........ me |
| USS I'm sorry, but we were only able to thaw your head. | ........ me |
| USS Hold still, we've almost pried its jaws open. | ........ me |
| USS Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes. | ........ me |
| USS Oops ! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before? | ........ me |
| USS Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us. | ........ me |
| USS Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing off my concentration. | ........ me |
| USS Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness. | ........ me |
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Hotel Squadron Death is God's way of telling you: | |
| USS To get more rest | ........ me |
| USS There is a big difference between just being miserable and dying. | ........ me |
| USS All gravity wells have a bottom. | ........ me |
| USS That 1st contact is often LAST contact. | ........ me |
| USS That it IS as bad as it looks | ........ me |
| USS That the answer to that prayer about a last minute rescue will be 'No.' | ........ me |
| USS To delegate more...especially away missions | ........ me |
| USS It is inadvisable to eject over the area you just bombed. | ........ me |
| USS When you have secured the area, make sure the enemy knows it too. | ........ me |
| USS You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note. | ........ me |
| USS Priorities are made by officers, not God. There's a difference. | ........ me |
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Optimist Squadron No matter why a shuttle's engines fail, you always retain sufficient power reserves to get to the scene of
the crash. |
| USS Decaying orbit, 400 miles above the surface. So far, so good. |
| USS 300 miles above. Getting GREAT readings on atmospheric conditions as we go by. So far, so good. |
| USS 200 miles. Look-down-sonar is mapping the ocean below with excellent accuracy. So far, so good. |
| USS 100 miles. Coastline coming up. Transmitting some interesting readings on the makeup of the beach sands. So far, so good. |
| USS 75 miles. Looks like a vibrant ecology screaming past. So far, so good. |
| USS 53 miles. Passing an active volcanic area. Getting quite the insights on the makeup of the crust. So far, so good. |
| USS 17 miles. Mountain range ahead, looks like we'll be passing real close to an area of geologic upthrust. So far, so good. |
| USS 5 miles. Aiming all sensors forward with the Geology Probe software running. So far, so good. |
| USS 1 mile above. Fascinating, Captain, there's a layer of Solonite in the autopilot's suggested impact area. That should make the impact visible even to your location! So fa- |
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Jehosaphat Squadron Weapons Officers Are People, Too: | |
| USS Set phasers on Deep Fat Fry - | Spaceman Spiff |
| USS Set phasers on Paved Highway and fire. | ........ me |
| USS Set Phasers on 'secure the perimeter.' | ........ me |
| USS Set the bomb to explode on impact and throw it as far as you can. | ........ me |
| USS I throw the nuclear hand grenade at the enemy and duck back into my foxhole. | ........ me |
| (on a foggy day in combat) USS Ceiling at 4 feet, visibility 5 feet, range 6000 yards. | ........ me |
| USS They tried to get me—I got them instead! Oh. Missed one-... | ........ me |
| USS I never retreat. | Hawker Hurricane |
| USS I found all the booby traps. | Hawker Hurricane |
| USS I disarmed all the booby traps. | Hawker Hurricane |
| USS He's got me in a bear hug, use your phasers on him! | Hawker Hurricane |
| USS Hang the Expense VII *2 | Hawker Hurricane |
| USS Look Admiral! They're getting away! *10 | Hawker Hurricane |
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Zebra Squadron Not quite final transmissions. | |
| USS Ensign Guest Star Is Dead, Jim | Cybertalus |
| USS Is That A Supernova You've Got In Your Pocket or Are You Just Happy To See Me? | Johnsa |
| USS It's OK, Jim, I've Got My Finger On The Pulsar | Johnsa |
| USS Nameless Yeoman Went Exploring On His Own And Hasn't Come Back. | Macaroo |
| USS A Blue Woman! How Alluring! | Malkut |
| USS Beeps In Reverse | Chaelosm |
| USS Cancellation - The Final Frontier Our Show Should've Been Sent To After The First Episode | Cybertalus |
| USS Cosmic Needle and Thread, Repairer of Rips in the Fabric of Space and Time | Chaelosm |
| USS Eat, Eat, As Fat As I Can! You Can't Outweigh Me, I'm The Admiral Man! | Cybertalus |
| USS Five Hundred Years Of Future History And Every Special Ship Is Named Enterprise? I Smell A Rat | Cybertalus |
| USS No Matter Where You Go In the Universe Most of The Aliens Speak English | Chaelosm |
| USS The Planet We're Beaming Down To Seems To Be Entirely Populated By Television Critics. Let's Hope They Haven't Seen Our Show | Cybertalus |
| USS Theme Song to the Show Enterprise | Malkut |
| USS We All Look So Funny Pretending to Steady Ourselves When Our Ship Is Rocked By Fake Enemy Fire | Chaelosm |
| USS Well, Now That We've Encountered A Temporal Anomaly, the Odds of Ever Running Across Another Are Astronomical? | Malkut |
| USS What, they only booked you for one episode? Me too! | Pantalaimon |
| USS uh oh... a Black man in a red shirt...well, we know who's going to die on *this* away mission... | innominate |
| USS At last I get to say a line.. | Brian Cohern Biggus Dickus |
| USS There aren’t any Kzin in the Star Trek universe. *9 | Hawker Hurricane |
| Footnotes for Hawker Hurricane’s contributions: |
*1. In Star Trek: The Role Playing Game, crossbows with more range than phaser rifles. From Murphy’s Rules *2. A World War 2 Eighth Air Force B-17 Flying Fortress pilot named all of his planes Hang the Expense… and he had seven of them. *3. The computer game, Wizardry, had this series of signs done in the ‘Burma Shave’ style… instead of the 4th sign, it had a pit trap. *4. Dedicated to the Mayor of Hiroshima. *5. Dedicated to General Custer. *6. The game ‘Space Opera’ had a concept of ‘cultural tech levels’… on the list, space flight came before nuclear weapons, in spite of the fact that (on Earth at least) nuclear weapons predate space flight by a good 10 years. *7. What Fay Wray DIDN’T say on the Empire State Building. *8. What morse code SOS sounds like if you bang it on the walls. *9. The Star Trek cartoon had Kzin. Star Fleet Battles added them to their game. THEN Larry Niven objected. *10. At the battle of Leyte Gulf, American task force "Taffy Three" found themselves facing a Japanese force of 4 battleships, 5 Heavy Cruisers, 1 Light Cruiser and 6 destroyers. Taffy Three had 3 destroyers and 6 destroyer escorts. After sinking 2 destroyers and 4 destroyer escorts, the Japanese Admiral disengaged without a loss. A lookout on the surviving American destroyer, watching the Japanese move away, announced to the American Admiral: "Look, sir! They're getting away!" |