Six hours later:
Including a very romantic 13 course meal, with music, mood lighting,
and assorted traditional snackage, a heartfelt talk,
a companionable snuggle, and not incidently a foiled intel mission:

Okay, this is going to go right on the first try, so I can go boil my eyeballs clean, okay?
Oh, good bye mon little lover of the Fleet.


Farewell, my little bacon bit.
Now.  Do it now.
Yessir.


Transporter sound effect
Whew!


Well, Kirk-thing, I gotta say it.
You really came through for us, there.


My pleasure, Captain.  As you know, I am always interested in the opportunities for participating in a typical human experience.
Surely you realize she was NOT a typical human experience?


Yes, but now I can experience ritual atonement for violating Kashruth.
You're neither green enough or Jewish enough to follow that one through to the punchline.



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