What's the situation?
Vark's engaged the intruder.

Just Vark?
It's VARK, sir.  He's Chadran.  A graduate of two of their martial arts societies.


But she's got the advantage over him of a few hundred...
A few hundred WHAT?

Um, millimeters?  
Yes, that's it.

You've got hundreds of millimeters
of reach over him.  

Certainly not a huge weight advantage.


Sniff.
Well.  That's okay, then.
 Now, back to Mighty Mute....Hi-YAH!







Aha!  Got you, you little -
Darling, stop!


Hah?  Have we met?
When I heard you were aboard, I came as soon as I could.  Poets on countless planets speak of your beauty, but none could do you justice.


Beat it, you.
Poets?  About moi?


Vous, darling one.  Come, let us discuss the infinite depths of your sapphire-eyes, the
silken strands of your hair, and the chifon-like
qualities of your uniform...
Oh, it's just something they issued...
Quick, search the database for something....appropriate
in the way of background music.



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