JEAN!
Magneto's on the loose!
He's got an evil plan to magnetically manipulate the moon's crust into a bust of Jar-Jar!
 

Use your mutant telepathic powers to summon Wolverine and Storm to the X-Jet!
Can't you just say 'Call the team.' like normal people?  And after all these years, could we just take our respective mutant powers for granted?


We're not normal people, Jean.  We're mutants, cursed to protect a world that reviles us even as it prays we can save it.  Only constant readiness....
*Logan*
*Ororo*
*Scott's on a tear.*
*Meet us in the Hangar bay*

 

...which is the cause we're sworn to.
We'll use X-Jet #1 out of Launch Bay #1, attack pattern Alpha.  No, wait, we ran out of Anchovies.  Attack pattern Delta.
 
 
Scott.  Jean.
I'm ready to go.
WHOA!  Storm!  You look HOT!


Scott....even you should know better than to compliment a woman that way in front of your girlfriend.
Storm, Professor X raised me from childhood to be completely true in my behavior and honest in my relations.  
 

Besides, my girlfriend's a telepath.
By the time the thought occurs to me, I can't get in any MORE trouble for saying it out loud.
Nope.


But tell us, Ororo, what's up with the new look?
Well, we wanted to play strip poker, but the costumes were too tight to come off, so Logan suggested...


Hey!  Is there a mission or what?

 
 
What's going on?
Wolverine...uh.  You were playing poker with Storm?
 
 
Oh, she told you?  Yeah, fun game.
Wow, Logan.  Usually you're pretty good at poker.

   
Whadda ya mean?  I won.



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