Stikfas Pickup Lines
(and some rebuttals)



Whoa, baby!  Must be ball joints,
because in my experience, pistons lack
that range of movement. 
Chicks dig it when you're articulated.

 
Were you born double-jointed or
was it a conversion kit you bought later?
If I said you had a nice body,
would you give me the part numbers?


Did you forget to trim the flash,
or are you just glad to see me? 
Nice legs.  Build 'em yourself?


Baby, they don't make them like you anymore.
 Okay, well, they do, yeah, but none
of them are here right now, are they? 
When I say I'm a self-made
man, I mean I didn't even read the instructions!

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Yeah, uh-huh.  These readings look right to you?


Of all the toys in the box,
you're the one I wanna play with. 
So, I was watching you
bench press that q-tip....


Wanna go back to my box? 
Can you take criticism?  
Cause all I want to do is take you apart.


Wanna come up and see my assembly instructions? 
Hey, girl, I'm not like those minifigs!


  It's not the points of articulation,
it's knowing what to articulate!
Oh, don't pretend you lost your
head over me.  That's such a cliche!


Want to trade accessories? 
Just because I'm plastic,
doesn't mean
I'm all that pliable.


I love having your arms wrapped around me...



Toss them over here, will you?




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