Okay.  One of us stays here and one of us goes.
There's only one way to decide who does what...


One...
Two...
Three...
One...
Two...
Three...

Cupholder!

Cupholder!


One...
Two...
Three...
One...
Two...
Three...

Cupholder!

Cupholder!
Dang!


One...
Two...
Three...
One...
Two...
Three...

Cablerun!

Half-pipe!
Uh....best of three?






We've lost them.  Take the next side tunnel!
Right, sir!                  
No, that one on the left!
Uh...yes, sir.                
No good, Captain, it's a dead end!


Not quite, chief! Look up there!
No good, sir.  Even if we could reach it, it's too small.


We're not getting out of here alive, sir.
No, Sharpe....we're not getting out of here in one piece!

Big Diff, captain-dude!


Give me your hand!
But even if you lift me up...



WHAT?!
And a-one, and a-two, and a-three, and

Alley OOP!
You miserable, violent, son-of-a-   
Shut up and stick out your leg!

Later:  



Then on the other side, we pulled ourselves together and legged it for the landing site.
Ingenious, sir, but dangerous.


Well, uncomfortable, maybe.  We were in a hurry.
Sir...the Doctor's ready for us, now.







Just hold it together, man, help's coming!
Help's here!  Doc Amiss to the rescue!


Oh, my LORD!  That's HORRIBLE!
Dammit, Man!  Pull yourself together!
You're a doctor, not a drama queen!


Hey, you're right.  
I AM a doctor, dammit.
I get my mail delivered to Sickbay and everything.
Alright.  I have pulled myself together.



Great.  Now pull HIM together.
Luckily, I keep my limbs alphabetized
for just such an occasion.




 
Okay, let's get started on this poor crewman....
Hmmmm....

 
Tenten, keep the patient stable for me, will you?


 

Okay, now....

Yep.  The legbone does connect to the hip bone.

Okay, we're ready now.






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