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| Vrrroooooosh! |
Oh, yeah, we'll need a
couple of these onboard. |
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| Yes, sir. I'll get
right on that with Supply... |
Okay, so there's a good
chance you're looking at the adventures of The USS Inflict and asking
yourself, 'Hey...what are those things?' |
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| Well, over hear we see...Chief...why don't we the right display? |
Anyway, we see.... |
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| C'mon, down boy. |
We're STIKFAS! |
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| Stikfas are small, highly
articulated, customizable action figures. There's a host of possibilities
for making your individual figure, well, individual. What are you? |
I'm a lean, mean, plastic
killing machine! Okay. And you? |
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| I'm a Teacher! Uh, you're in riot gear...?
High School Teacher, sir. |
Alright then. Anyway,
you can use the stickers and accessories that come with the figure, or use
paints... |
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| Or some combination. |
Now, some people get upset
to learn that there is only one figure in a box. |
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| Well, if you're expecting
something like Army Men, you'll be disappointed. |
Stikfas are a bit
more than Army men. |
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| Then again, for the price
of a single Stikfas figure.... |
...you could get a whole
raft of other figures. |
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| You get the guys that
hold the rifles.... |
...the guys that aim the
rifle... |
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| ...the grenade guy... the officer pointy
guy... |
...and the...uh...the...well, you get
a lot of them. If that's what you want. |
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| Now, if you're wondering about actual
size, we're a bit bigger than a Lego Minifig... |
About yea smaller than a Simpson's
Inaction figure.. |
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| And we're about the same size as a Mini-Mate. Hello, I'm James T. Kirk. You're probably
wondering..
HEY! Get your own informercial.
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And finally, we're at about the right
size to interact with.... |
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| ....uh....with... |
with Other Toys. |
