HALT!

What?

 I must protest the violence
inherent in this system!

Hey, that's my line!

Watch the injokes!

Please, noble lords! Nothing can be gained from violence, except it begets even more violence!

Well, the survivors gain the cash to establish a decent Dynasty.

Oooooh! And you have the gall to complain about mine!

Um, no, du Lac. Not at all.

People! People! Listen to me! All God's creatures have the same basic rights, to life, to safety, to reproducing...

Are you a member of BADD?

 Well, yes, I am Bothered About D&D, when you consider-

 EEEEEEK!

I'm James T. Kirk.

Trust us, it's better this way.

Had she lived, the next election would have seen the Troll Party rise to power, and eat Parliment.  But after a brief surge of popularity, the situation will turn out to be suboptimal.

Hmmm.  No women in the party...
Step on it, Bones!

Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a monster truck fanatic!

Oh, look. Bearskins!

Perhaps a decent burial, sire?

Ah, yes. I mean, she meant well, didn't she?

So, gather some stones and we'll, uh...

Put her where the ants can't get her?

Oh, you tease, you!

What'd I say?

A subtle 'Empire of the Ants' reference? Thought you'd get away with that?

Look, I've had about enough of you!

Bring it on, 'the Pure,' if you want to get a little dirty!

Don't think I won't, you little pudding cup!

Some time later....

Men, we are gathered here...

to mourn the loss of a well-meaning woman who,

unfortunately, was well behind her time.

You mean ahead of her time, sire?

Yes, 'ahead.' Ahead of her time. As is often the case, she aspired to peace, which we can all agree, is noble, but not terribly likely, in our time.

Her memory will remain, to us all, as a.... a... um...

Guiding Light?

Alright, that's it!

....and fisticuffs ensued.