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Sorry I'm Late! |
Dude, it's Wotansday night! Fantasy, you know! |
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Oh. Okay, no problem, I'll be a mage. |
See? Wand of magic missiles. |
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Oh, that is SUCH an old joke. |
Don't mages have horrible hitpoints? |
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Well, I also have some other spells. |
We'll see. |
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Later, a wandering monster hears a voice......
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"OH, my, look at what I've done to my arm. There is blood everywhere. I feel weak. I shall never be able to swing my sword, now!" |
"Ah, well, rusty as it was, it couldn't hurt a monster anyway. I should just pry the jewels out of it and buy a new one when I get ALL THIS GOLD back to the castle." |
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able to carry ALL THESE JEWELS back to the castle. Should I leave
the SAPPHIRES THE SIZE OF HEN'S EGGS..." |
"...or the RUBIES LIKE PIG'S BRAINS lying here while I LIMP HOME for Rest and Revictualization?" |
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Good job. Search the body. |
Monster summoning...sort of. |
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Well, it seems an effective spell. |
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Look out! |
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Devil-Person?!? |
Run Like Hell! |
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One who is called Joe! We need a place to hide from the monster! |
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Not a problem, chief! |
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Other spellcasting:
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One who is called Joe! We have tortured the
information out of the guard. Can you cast a spell of forgetfulness
on him, that none may know that we were here? |
Leave it to me! |
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Close enough.
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On a different adventure: |
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One who is called Joe! We have no time to tie up the sentry. Can you set a sleepiness upon him, that he might not call an alarm to his comrades?? |
Leave it to me! |
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Ooops. Only knocked him to his knees.... |
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Stop! He's spelled! He's spelled! |
The horror...the horror... |
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(No animals were
sacrificed during the filming of this spell....) |
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Special Helper Credit to Page Kevin for Assistance |
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