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Okay, I've got one. Cleopatra and her court used to
drink pearls dissolved in vinegar. Now, Leviticus forbids the eating of
shellfish. So the question is, if Jews cannot eat oysters, would it be Kosher
for Jews to drink vinegar with oyster pearls in it?
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This is a perplexion. But first we must consider the-
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Greetings, Noble Warriors!
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It's a Giant!
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It's a Woman?
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It's a Giant Woman....
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I am Car-Rin, The Celestial Spirit
of Rest and Sexual Healing!
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Did, did she, uh, did she say, um, Rest and...um...
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I always DO enjoy a dungeon when the Gamemaster's been
listening to Marvin Gaye.
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I have observed your intrepid efforts
so far...
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...and am here to offer you the
special
blessings that lie within my purview.
Who will be first?
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Roll for initiative, men!
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And may the better man...um, win!
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Luck be a lady tonight!
Luck be a lady tonight!
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Luck, if you've ever
been a been a lady to begin with,
Luck be a Lady tonight!
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Luck let a gentleman see,
How nice a dame you can be...
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L'chai-im!
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I got a five!
A three, sir.
Oh. Yes, a three.
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I got teuu!
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I got a fi..a fi...a
FIVE!
Does that mean I...I mean, that I'm the..
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Eh. A one. Just my luck.
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Aha! I got the six!
I WIN!
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Right. Good man.
Have, uh, have at it.
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Aye, Milord!
For The Glory Of Camelot!
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Uh, you DO realize what the
Init roll was FOR, don't you?
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Doesn't look like it.
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For one thing, I wouldn't have
expected him to grab his sword....
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Congratulations, Noble Hero!
Approach, that we might... what are you doing?
Why are you...?
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Do you ever find yourself
wondering if the
Edith Keelers of this world
were right after all?
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Special
Fact-Checker
Credit and Thanks
To Lady Noella
For making the errors
I had to correct
hardly seem my fault
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