So, Arthur, how say you?
Who will be your champion, and who shall he face in the Challenge?

My man Cherri will accept your challenge, against your Saucier!


Very Well. Fetch hither Duke Caelia,
 my
Champiõn du Gravy!
Eingeh hungeh Champy, bork!
Bork Bork Bork!



That's no Elf!
No. No one said you'd face an elf, just my champion.


Right. Cherri! Show no mercy.
My 'man,' Cherri?
That's gonna cost you, chief.


Ienda foosa keepa Be-Be-Que,
keepa Chickee Chickee.
Bwaak! Eena Chickee Chickee!


Foosa Chickee Chickee?
Foosa Moo Moo Cowsa?


Foosa Pork-Pork-Pork?
Foosa Kibbles and Bitte?


Hmmmmmm....
Heysa Chickee Chickee....

Much later,
judges Torchfire and Fiery Red
assess the results:



...Nicely glazed, fully cooked, well proportioned, and the wine perfectly complements the meat.
Up to your usual standards, Chef!
Now, what do you have for us, dear?


I killed a chicken and
held it over a flame.
That's, a, that's rather simple.


Yeah, but at least I didn't try to get you guys to eat a rat.
A....a....a rat?


Bork?
Yep. Usual standards.


Well, Arthur, your man wins.
But it's an ugly victory.
Works for me!

AND CHERRI WINS IRON AGE CHEF!

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